| Joke |
Avg Rank |
| "How to Cook a Berkeley Student" by the wharf
rat |
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| 10 Things Not To Do In The Nude |
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| 10 signs you're addicted to the internet |
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| 101 Things (NOT) to do at or for your Thesis
Defense |
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| 101 Uses For AOL Disks |
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| 11 Year Old Science |
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| 12 Days Of Christmas (Remastered And Politically
Correct) |
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| 15 Chuch Bulletin Announcements |
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| 19 Ways to be Offensive at a Wedding |
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| 1994's Most Bizarre Suicide |
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| 1997 Darwin Award(s) |
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| 1998 Darwin Awards |
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| 199x Darwin Award(s) |
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| 199x Darwin Awards |
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| 20 Types Of People You Might Meet In A Mens
Room |
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| 20 Ways To Annoy A Public Restroom Stallmate |
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| 20 Ways to Tell If Yor're A Golf Nut |
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| 21 of Dr. Seuss' Lesser-Known Books |
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| 30 years to live |
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| 33 Ways to Annoy People |
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| 5 Stages of drunkenness |
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| 50 Fun things to do at K-Mart or Walmart |
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| 50 Things To Do In An Elevator |
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| A Week In Hell (Literally) |
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| Aggie Kidnapper |
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| Alice in DIGITALland |
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| Amish Teen Trouble |
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| Amusing Irrelevant Facts |
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| Anagrams |
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| Analogies: Internet like a Highway |
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| Another compendium of history |
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| Arson suspect kills self with toilet paper |
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| Bad Day at the Office (jellyfish) |
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| Bad Days |
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| Bad day in a bar |
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| Bah Humbug Christmas |
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| Bar Room Translations |
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| Barbie and G.I. Joe |
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| Bathroom Wisdom |
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| Beatles Song Lyrics (Information Age) |
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| Bedroom Football |
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| Beer and Brain Cells |
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| Bellringer |
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| Ben, Jerry, and Bubba |
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| Bill Gates, Andy Grove and Jerry Sanders in
a meeting |
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| Bill Gates, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Clinton |
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| Bizarre Accident (true?) |
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| Blonde Joke (51 days) |
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| Blonde Joke (drowning a blonde; Q&A) |
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| Blonde Joke (using the computer; Q and A) |
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| Blonde Joke: How does a blonde kill a fish?
(Q and A) |
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| Blonde Swimmer |
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| Blowing Bubbles (One-Liner) |
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| Boat Owners |
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| British Military (Delusions of adequacy) |
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| Bulldog and a Shitsu combo |
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| Bumper Stickers |
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| Camel and the Captain |
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| Canonical List (?) of Lawyer Jokes |
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| Canonical List Of Pickup Lines |
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| Career Guide |
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| Cartoon Laws of Physics |
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| Catholic Math |
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| Charlie Brown Specials for the 90's |
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| Cherry Picking |
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| Clinton Jokes |
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| Clinton Jokes (even more!) |
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| Clinton Jokes (more) |
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| Clinton and Packwood Jokes |
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| Clinton and the Pope die and go to ... |
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| Clinton/Whitehouse Valentines |
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| Clinton: Don't hold your breath! |
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| Close Shave |
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| Cockroach slain, husband badly hurt. (old) |
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| Coffee (You Know You're Drinking Too Much Coffee
When...) |
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| College: the important project |
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| Computer Industry vs Auto Industry Progress |
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| Computer Viruses |
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| Computers and gender |
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| Cop and horse on Christmas |
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| Counting Cows (one-liner, oldie) |
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| Courtroom Disorder |
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| Cowboys |
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| Crash |
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| Damage Control (for men) |
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| Devil's Dictionary |
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| Dictionary of Evaluation Comments |
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| Disney Dialogues |
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| Dogs (breeds) |
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| Driver's License |
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| Electrical Engineer Geek Song |
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| Eleven Reasons E-mail Is Like A Penis |
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| End of school year, leaving early |
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| Engineering Pick-Up Lines |
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| Englishmen, Frenchman, and Polishman out hunting |
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| EuroEnglish |
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| Europeans view on the Clinton scandal |
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| Ever wonder how hot and dry it gets in Texas???? |
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| Farmer's Daughters |
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| Feminist Jokes |
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| Flatulence and Spot |
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| Flying Chickens |
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| Forest fire (Having a bad day) |
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| Four Men and Their Dogs |
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| German Jokes (Old) |
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| Girlfriend(s): Large Breasts (and other traits) |
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| Groundhog Day (haiku?) |
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| Hair smells nice (Q and A; one-liner) |
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| Headlines: Stating the Obvious |
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| Health Plans |
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| Honk if you love Jesus |
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| Hot (one-liner) |
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| How do you know a blonde's been in the fridge?
(short; one-liner) |
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| How to Annoy Women |
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| How to make a telemarketer go away |
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| How to watch a movie |
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| Human Resources (where to put people) |
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| ID4 CERT Advisory |
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| If Microsoft were headquartered in Alabama... |
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| Instructions for Idiots |
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| Irish Pilot |
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| Irishman: Stolen... |
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| It's great to be a man because... |
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| Jack Schitt |
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| Job Ads/Descriptions and Resume Descriptions |
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| Journalism: Reporting End of the World |
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| Laws of Work |
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| Legal Abuse; Cigars (true?) |
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| Leroy's Vocabulary list |
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| Lewinsky and a Coke Machine (one-liner) |
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| Lewinsky's memoires (short) |
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| Lightbulb Jokes (Texas Universities) |
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| Limerick (Clinton) |
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| Little Billy: the moral of the story... |
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| Little Johnny and the icecream |
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| Losing Weight |
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| Lost in the translation |
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| Male and Female Stages of life |
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| Man w/Three Girlfriends |
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| Man, true happiness (quote) |
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| Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar |
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| Men: Jokes for Men |
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| Microsoft Slogans |
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| Microsoft TV Dinners and Gates Manor |
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| Microsoft Tech Support in Boot Camp |
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| Microsoft doublespeak |
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| Microsoft vs. GM |
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| Misstatements (Dan Quayle et al) |
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| Moses, Jesus Playing Golf |
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| Mr. Fixit |
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| Nerd Season |
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| Net Lingo |
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| New Clinton Bumper Stickers |
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| New Sobriety Test |
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| Nuns eating dogs |
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| Nuns going to heaven |
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| OJ (The OJ Trial As Told By Dr. Seuss) |
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| Odd English Signs |
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| Ode To The Spell Checker |
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| Old Farm Memories |
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| PC (Politically Correct) Manifesto |
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| Penis Enlargement |
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| Pirate |
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| Politics |
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| Pope: failure of translation |
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| Possible titles to Monica's new book |
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| Praying to win the lottery |
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| Prison Life Vs Full-Time Job |
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| Professors I've Known... |
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| Programming Languages |
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| Progressive State Mottos |
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| Proof of Santa |
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| Psychiatrists in the South |
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| Quips |
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| RFC 1097 (It's a standard!) |
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| Redneck Etiquette |
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| Redneck Jokes (you might be a ...) |
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| Refrigerator Joke |
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| Rejected Hallmark Cards |
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| Rejected Titles For The Movie Twister |
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| Religions (Shit in various religions) |
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| Resume Quotes |
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| Resume Tips |
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| Retort |
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| Rude Parrot |
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| Rules for better writing.......NOT! |
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| Securing a building (military definitions) |
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| Sex Therapy |
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| Sex and profession |
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| Shallow Snap Judgments |
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| Shipwrecked Engineer |
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| Simpson's Opening |
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| Sleeping in Church (Adam and Eve) |
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| Software Developers vs Drug Dealers |
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| Southern Pride (Southern Jokes) |
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| Spice Girls application form |
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| St. Peter's Cars |
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| Star Trek Top 10 Lists |
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| Studying Statistics - quote |
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| Stupid Criminals |
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| Stupid People Tricks |
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| Supermodels in Plane |
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| TGIF |
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| TV Stardom (sexually embarrassing) |
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| Taking Notes... |
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| Taking it with you (What good is gold) |
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| Teaching Math |
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| Tech Support |
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| Tech Support Calls |
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| Tech Support Hotline For Etch-A-Sketch |
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| Telecom Mergers (telecom humor) |
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| Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe |
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| The Absolute Worst Things To Say To A Police
Officer |
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| The Agencies |
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| The Art of Making Fire (true engineer humor) |
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| The Best of the Worst Country-Western Song
Titles (5th Annual?) |
|
| The Best of the Worst Country-Western Song
Titles (Real?) |
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| The Bible According to KIDS |
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| The C Bible |
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| The Dream (College) Application |
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| The Final Exam |
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| The Importance Of "Correct Punctuation" |
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| The New Priest |
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| The Raven, Modern Version |
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| The Rise And Fall Of Casual Day |
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| The Talking Frog |
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| The Three Blind Men and the Elephant |
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| The Top 15 Good Things About Going to Hell,
Part II |
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| The USENET Guide to Power Posting |
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| The World According to Student Bloopers |
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| The hunting preacher |
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| The married couple and the trunk |
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| The waiter and the spoon |
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| Theology of Toys |
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| Three Ecologists |
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| Tips on Being a Successful Overlord |
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| Titanic in 5 minutes |
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| Title Search |
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| Today's Stock Market Report |
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| Top 10 Biblical Ways To Acquire A Wife |
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| Top 10 Changes They're Making To Sesame Street |
|
| Top 10 Changes at NASA to Accommodate 76 Year-Old
John Glenn's Return to Space Aboard the Shuttle 'Discovery' |
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| Top 10 Clinton lists |
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| Top 10 Cool Things About Having an Affair with
Clinton |
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| Top 10 Dr. Kevorkian Tips For a Festive Thanksgiving |
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| Top 10 Hilarious "Mischief Night" Pranks to
Play in Space |
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| Top 10 Items on President Clinton's Resume
|
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| Top 10 Least Popular Halloween Candies |
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| Top 10 Most Dangerous Toys |
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| Top 10 Most Ironic (Predicted) Celebrity Deaths |
|
| Top 10 Possible First Lines For Monica Lewinsky's
Book |
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| Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and
what they mean..) |
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| Top 10 Signs You Work In The 90's |
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| Top 10 Signs You're Suffering From Burnout |
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| Top 10 Signs Your Wife is Having an Affair
with Santa Claus |
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| Top 10 Surprises in the Re-Mastered "Star Wars" |
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| Top 10 Things Men say out loud in Victoria's
Secret |
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| Top 10 Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving
But Aren't |
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| Top 10 Things that sound dirty but aren't |
|
| Top 10 Ways the Bible would be different if
it were written by college students |
|
| Top 15 Reasons For Being Fired From Toys 'R'
Us |
|
| Top 15 Signs You've Caught the Chicken Flu
|
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| Top 16 Improvements to the Hubble Telescope |
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| Top 20 Movie Sequels Nobody Wants To See |
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| Top 21 Good Things About Hell |
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| Travel Agent Tales |
|
| Travel tips: France for Americans |
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| Truisms |
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| Two Midgets out on the town |
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| Unix Hoax |
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| Valentines Day (Rules for Women) |
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| Viagra (one-liner) |
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| Virgin married 12 times |
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| Warning Labels (Real and Fake) |
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| Warranty Card (McDonnel Douglas) |
|
| Why Communism failed |
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| Why I like Ties |
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| Why ask why? |
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| Why did the chicken cross the road? |
|
| Wish Granting Frog and Well Endowed Guy |
|
| Woman's Revenge: Great Female Comebacks |
|
| Women: A Chemical Analysis |
|
| Work and Money (Math humor) |
|
| World Affairs |
|
| Worst Analogies |
|
| Writing a research paper |
|
| Y2K Compliance System |
|
| Yo Mama Joke (BVDs; one-liner) |
|
| Yo Mama joke (one-liner) |
|
| You Know You Overdid Thanksgiving When.... |
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| You have been online... |
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| You know you're a Real San Francisco Bay Area
resident when... |
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