Eleven Reasons E-mail Is Like A Penis

11. Those who have it would be devastated if it 
    was ever cut off.
10. Those who have it think that those who don't
    are somehow inferior.
9.  Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat,
    but think it's not worth the fuss that those who
    have it make about it.
8.  Many of those who don't have it would like to try it,
    a psychologists call *E-Mail Envy.*
7.  It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it hard
    to get any to the survival of the species. Some people
    still think that's the only thing it should be used for,
    but most folks today use it mostly for fun.
5.  If you don't take proper precautions,
    it can spread viruses.
4.  If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes
    more and more difficult to think coherently.
3.  We attach an importance to it that is far 
    greater than its actual size and influence warrant.
2.  If you're not careful what you do with it,
    it can get you into a lot of trouble.

And the number 1 reason Why E-Mail is Like a Male Reproductive Organ:

1. If you play with it too much, you go blind....