Clinton/Whitehouse Valentines

16> After years of indiscretion,
       at last I've come to learn,
    that I must send this Valentine,
       To Whom it May Concern.

15> Valentine, I think you're great,
       a Chief Executive who can delegate.
    And you warm this First Lady's heart,
       by having interns do the unpleasant part.

14> On most every day,
       I like McDonald's fries.
    On Valentine's Day,
       I prefer Monica's thighs -- Super Sized!

13> Will you deny, Valentine?

12> Hey, Big Creep, on Valentine's Day,
       we'll play Marilyn and JFK.
    Just make sure that Hillary's gone,
       'cause you get me interned on!

11> How do I love thee?
        Let me count the entries in the visitors' log.

10> Monica, Monica, quiet young mouse
        -- taking her Bill to the floor of the House.

 8> Hi there! Happy Valentine's day!
       Sorry to serve your subpoena this way.

 7> Roses are red,
       then they turn gray,
    My heart goes pitter-pat
       when you wear that beret.

 6> Shall I compare thee to my high school drama teacher?

 5> Twinkle, twinkle, Kenneth Starr,
       I talked to Vernon in the car.
    I promised him my lips are sealed,
       but I'll change my mind, for a sweet book deal.

 4> As soon as I'm finished bombing Iraq,
    I'd like to get you in the sack.

 3> Will you, on the night in question of February 14th, be my
    Valentine?

 2> Violets are blue,
       roses are thorny.
    All hell breaks loose,
       when Bubba gets horny.


    and the Number 1 White House Valentine's Day Poem...


 1> I'll bomb England, I'll bomb France,
    If you'll remove my underpants.