So, there's this guy in a bar, just staring at his drink, not moving a muscle. Noticing him, a fellow patron, steps up next to him, takes his drink, and swallows it in one go. Astonished, the poor man looks up and then bursts into tears. The jokester, not seeing the reaction he expected, tries to comfort him: "Come on guy, I was just joking! Here, I'll buy you another drink. Don't cry, I was just kidding..."
"No, no, it's not that... You don't understand! This is the worst day of my life. I was late to work and I got fired. My car got stolen, with my wallet and credit cards. I got home early, and found my wife in bed with my best friend. I come into this bar, trying to work up the nerve to kill myself, and now you show up and drink my poison!"
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