1. EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted cannot find hole, rips shorts.
2. SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss, whether he has to or not.
3. CROSSEYED: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guys hung.
4. TIMID: Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.
5. INDIFFERENT: All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
6. CLEVER: No hands, fixes tie, looks around usually pisses on floor.
7. WORRIED: Not sure where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
8. FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.
9. ABSENT-MINDED: Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
10. CHILDISH: Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
11. SNEAK: Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed.
12. PATIENT: Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with free hand.
13. DESPERATE: Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
14. TOUGH: Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.
15. EFFECIENT: Waits till he has to crap, then does both.
16. FAT. Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe.
17. LITTLE: Stand on box, falls in, drowns.
18. DRUNK: Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
19. DISGRUNTLED: Stands for awhile, gives up, walks away.
20. CONCEITED: Holds two inch dick like a baseball bat.
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