10 Things Not To Do In The Nude

10. Fry bacon
 9. Arc weld
 8. Bathe a cat
 7. Operate a snow blower
 6. Clear a patch of poison ivy
 5. Insulate the attic with fiberglass
 4. Operate a lathe
 3. Present a children's television show
 2. Take Mass with the Pope

And the Number 1 thing not to do in the nude:

 1. Pick up a dime from a San Francisco sidewalk