One day a elephant was walking through a jungle and saw a cherry bush. Then he thought it would be neat to hide in the cherry bush. So then he painted his balls red.
A little while later, Tarzan came along and saw the cherry bush. He was very hungry so he decided to pick some cherries. Guess what happened next!!! the elephant killed him.
Shorter Version
Why did the elephant paint his balls red?
TO hide in the cherry bush.
How did tarzan die?
By picking cherries.