There were three men, an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polishman, who were going hunting. They decided that while one of them was out hunting for deer, the other two would stay and keep camp. So, the Englishman went out hunting first. A few hours later, he came back to camp with a very big deer and the Frenchman and the Polishman asked him "How'd you get it?" and he answered "I found the tracks, I followed the tracks and WAM! I caught a deer."
The next morning, the Frenchman went out hunting and a few hours later, he came back to camp. The two saw that he had a deer in his arms and asked him, "How'd you get it? and he answered, "I found the tracks, I followed the tracks, and WAM! I caught a deer."
The next morning, the Polishman went out hunting for his deer that he thought would be sooo easy to capture. Later, much later, the Englishman and the Frenchman heard the moaning of someone in great pain coming from within the forest not far from their campsite. So, they went to check it out and found the Polishman, what a sight. He had a broken leg, a broken nose, a fractured arm, and a severly injured ego. The two men stared at him in disbelief. Then asked him "What happened?" and the Polishman replied simply, "I found the tracks, I followed the tracks, and WAM! I got hit by a train!"
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