Virtual Girl

Madonna and Jon Kortajarena?
It's gotta be weird being an old lady like Madonna and having people gossip about the 20-year-old models you're fucking. Virtual Girl. Her pussy is simply shameless. Virtual Girl. But who's worse, the attention-seeking old lady, or the talentless hacks who spread the rumors?...

Worries beyond baseball
HBT: Cubs pitcher Ryan Dempster is doing everything he can to help his 10-month old daughter who is suffering from a serious ailment.

Column: Best of DAVE-is
Somebody told me The Aggie ® is doing its Best of Davis © piece soon. Virtual Girl. That same somebody also told me I couldn't fit in a ® or a © in my article. Virtual Girl. Well, I just did. Virtual Girl. So suck it.

Lil Wayne’s Going Away Party…
Young Money came out in support of Lil Wayne last night at Dolce for his official �Going Away Party� in Miami. Virtual Girl. As you may recall, Wayne was arrested in 2007 on gun charges. Virtual Girl. He will be formally sentenced this Tuesday (tomorrow) and is expected to begin his jail sentence at Rikers Island immediately afterwards. Virtual Girl. Drake and [...]

The Only Thing Worse Than Valentine’s Day Is People Who Hate It
Of all of capitalism�s high holidays, Valentine�s Day is definitely the worst, with its corporate-sponsored emphasis on love, couples, snuggling and other disgusting things. Virtual Girl. The only thing worse? The people who empower it with emphatic hatred. Virtual Girl. (more�)

@sk Jamie Varon: Help! My Boss Added Me On Foursquare
Dear Jamie, I love my boss; he's great. Virtual Girl. And he's even a nice guy. Virtual Girl. The kind of boss you can be Facebook friends with, y'know? But. Virtual Girl. The other day, he added me as a friend on Foursquare. Virtual Girl. I ...

Features: Alexisonfire
Post-hardcore hero or public enemy #1? FL gets to the bottom of Alexisonfire frontman George Pettit.

Howard Stern In Discussions To Replace Simon Cowell On American Idol
Howard Stern has confirmed on his radio show that he is in negotiations to replace Simon Cowell on American Idol. Virtual Girl. Cowell will leave Idol at the end of this year to develop an American version of his successful British reality show X-Factor.

Abdulmutallab Interrogation Critics Now Insist They Deserve A Pass For Their Ignorance
What's Your Reaction? On yesterday's edition of Meet The Press, John Brennan took the opportunity to blast his GOP critics for politicizing the war on terror. Virtual Girl. A worthy cause, considering how consistently wrong and foolish they've been on all matters related to the failed Christmas bomb attack.

Breaking: Yankees sign Marcus Thames
Apparently they Yankees weren't as 'done' as they would lead us to believe. Virtual Girl. The team signed ex-Yankees Marcus Thames to a one-year deal worth $900k if he makes the big league club. Virtual Girl. Thames has always been viewed as a guy who rapes left-handed pitching, and has played both corner outfield spots ( albeit terribly )as well as first base. Virtual Girl. After the deal that the team gave Randy Winn I don't see whole ...

Having cheated death, I feel alive
Even Ace Hardware and trashy TV marathons feel like small miracles after cancer surgery

CBS Lucks Out on Super Bowl
CBS is at an all-time low. Virtual Girl. The sit-coms suuuuuck , the nonstop golf coverage on the weekends is excruciatingly unnecessary, Dave Letterman is a mere parody of himself and Craig Ferguson�s anti-funny monologues are cringe-inducing-ly embarrassing, The Early Show �s hosts are more soporific than 20 Xanaxes chased by a fifth of Jack, and even 60 Minutes isn�t what it once was.

The Only Thing Worse Than Valentine's Day Is People Who Hate Valentine's Day [Heartbreakers]
Of all of capitalism's high holidays, Valentine's Day is definitely the worst, with its corporate-sponsored emphasis on love, couples, snuggling, and other disgusting things. Virtual Girl. The only thing worse?...

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Local anti-sexual harassment resource Holla Back D.C . Virtual Girl. has declared March � Public Transit Awareness Month � in order to �focus on public sexual harassment on our public transportation in the DC metro area.�

The Rocktimist: Goodnight, Sweet Fall Out Boy
I�d like to use my first post of the new year to draw some attention to a momentous event that passed mostly unnoticed this week: on February 2, Fall Out Boy announced to little fanfare that they had broken up. Virtual Girl. Let�s not cry too hard, now: the band�s fifteen minutes were decidedly up, and, as [...]

Why Superbowl Ads Are So Sexist, Racist, and Homophobic - The Sexist - Washington City Paper
Why is the Superbowl commercial line-up, hailed as achievement in advertising industry creativity, often so casually sexist, racist, and homophobic? Credit the watchful eye of the CBS Standards and Practices department , which ensures that Superbowl ads bring in millions of viewers looking to be shocked�without offending the delicate sensibilities of the American people.

Halloween II: Unrated Director's Cut (2009)
Recommended The fear everybody seemed to have was, 'Oh, Laurie won't be likable.' When in reality, that's not really the issue. Virtual Girl. This girl's been through hell, so whether or not she's likable is--to me--irrelevant. Virtual Girl. This way, it plays much more real. Virtual Girl. --Rob Zombie The Movie What a great trip down memory lane. Virtual Girl. I remember how much I loved this sequel the first time, especially because of the cool ...

Best and worst of Super Bowl ads
Cars, beer, Betty White -- and a whole heap of male anxiety

Jennifer Aniston’s Birthday Smoosh, Feat. Gerard Butler
It�s Jennifer Aniston�s birthday, and she�s taking the gang down to Meheeko to party with her maybe-mans. Virtual Girl. Sandra Bullock knows she�s not winning an Oscar. Virtual Girl. Tiger�s dick, Pete Wentz�s semen and more! Presenting your Gossip Roundup. Virtual Girl. (more�)

Cop threatens protesters
Protesters demonstrating against the murder of an Egyptian hawker say they have been threatened outside the court by a police captain whose son is one of the accused.

Colin Barnicle: Don't You Touch
Recreation is inescapable in Vancouver. Virtual Girl. It's a paradise of activity. Virtual Girl. It's a living Patagonia commercial. Virtual Girl. People bike everywhere. Virtual Girl. They sail in the bay. Virtual Girl. They...

Looking for a Fight
Alison Pill on playing Annie Sullivanfiercely.

TfL Ban For Massive Attack Cover Art
Photo by steve.wilde The boys from Bristol have found themselves on the receiving end of a ban from TfL over a poster showing the cover from their new album, Heligoland. Virtual Girl. The original artwork, painted by Massive Attack's own Robert del Naja, has had to be redesigned after TfL decided it looked too much like graffiti. Virtual Girl. 'They won't allow anything on the tube that looks like 'street art'. Virtual Girl. They want ...

Robert Kuttner: Weathervane Week
Just before the Super Bowl, Obama said that he will hold a televised summit on health care with the Republicans. Virtual Girl. What, exactly, does this mean? The idea of a genuinely bipartisan health care bill is defunct. Virtual Girl. But Obama seems wedded to the illusion that Republicans are actually interested in reasoning together -- as opposed to doing whatever they can to crush him. Virtual Girl. How much more of this will it ...

An UnEffected Display
Saturday night�s show at Ithaca�s Wildfire Lounge was one of reinvention. Virtual Girl. A local Ithaca band, The Cos, transported the audience to the nitty-gritty streets of New York City. Virtual Girl. Cornell group Blow! � who recorded their debut EP on a laptop in the bathrooms of Willard-Straight and Balch arch � created a sound as big and full as an orchestra. Virtual Girl. The headliners, Brooklyn�s Asobi Seksu, may have made ...

Palin taking ‘retard’ comment too far
Well, it finally happened. Virtual Girl. I suppose it was only a matter of time before one of White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel�s well-rumored, profanity-laced harangues would surface while he was in office. Virtual Girl. Indeed, it was only a snippet of his Chicago-sharpened talent, but it was worth the wait.

Event: The Very Best @ Roxanne, Melbourne (30/01/2010)
Few bands can rival The Very Best in the live setting for the sheer joy and jubilation they project on stage.

St. Vitus @ Ultra Velvet Lounge 1/28/10
Photo by John Scharpen via flickr, used by permission. Virtual Girl. Watching St. Virtual Girl. Vitus romp through their twenty-five year old catalog in front of a big crowd of foaming-at-the-mouth headbangers at a warehouse in Downtown LA last week was not just a reminder of days gone past, but a delivery of some kind of justice for a band that forged the genre of Doom Metal without many people even noticing at the time ...

The Dance-Card Problem: College Girls Outnumber College Guys, Misandrist Chaos Ensues [Dating]
A trend showing women outnumbering men on some college campuses gave the Sunday Styles an excuse to find the worst people at these schools, and quote them. Virtual Girl. Women get painted as floozies, but men?...

Brutal Truth's Richard Hoak Teaches You How To Grind
A top story from this week. Virtual Girl. A light hearted instructional video on the art of grind drumming has been released by Richard Hoak

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